THIS IS MY NEW SITE! forgot password to old site >.<

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HEY! This is my website and it is terrible! Please Feel free to waste your time here! At UberPretzelLand, You don't need to give us anything, because we aren't gonna do anything for you! You don't like it proceed to close the screen. This is THE WORST SITE IN THE WORLD!!!!! AND DAMMIT WE ARE PROUD!

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